the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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