I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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