More tranny stories later!
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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