Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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