I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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