Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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