she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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