I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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