and you said cock pushups were impossible
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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