They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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