So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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