I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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