Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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