My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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