why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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