Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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