I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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