next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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