life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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