the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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