do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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