She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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