I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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