By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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