please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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