real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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