can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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