plz talk dirty to me
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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