I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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