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my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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