I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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