Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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