I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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