she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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