singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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