Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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