It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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