good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
whose parrot is this?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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