I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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