He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I take back everything I said about communal showers
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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