yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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