what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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