i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize
