well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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