Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
how does that bad decision feel?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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