How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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