I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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