Dual....:-)
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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