thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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