So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize
