who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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